trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

(Source: bovidae)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

thebootydiaries:

person: you look dead

me: thanks

chessys:

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

bunsen:

“so what do you wanna do with your life?”