habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this

indsie:

did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via hefuckin)

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(Source: ace)

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

image

Thank you Barry

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle